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Cheese Spritzer (Regular) – Crockett Family Farms
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Indulge in Cheese Spritzer from Crockett Family Farms, a delightful blend of Papaya Spritzer and Cheese. This strain offers relaxing, balanced, and sleepy effects, perfect for unwinding after a long day. With a quick flowering time, it’s ideal for both newbies and pros. Scroll down for more!
Purchase directly from Seeds Here NowCheese Spritzer Seeds by Crockett Family Farms
Cheese Spritzer seeds from Crockett Family Farms cross Papaya Spritzer with classic Cheese for a funky-fizzy sativa-dominant hybrid that pours cheese funk over juicy tropical fruit. This regular 5-pack is one of Crockett’s most distinctive flavor plays.
Testing 19% to 22% THC with high yields and a fast 7 to 9 week flower, it is a lively daytime cultivar for intermediate growers.
What you’ll find on this page
Genetics & lineage
Flavor & aroma
Effects
Growing tips
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Cheese Spritzer Seeds: Genetics & Lineage
The lineage is Papaya Spritzer x Cheese. Papaya Spritzer brings sparkling tropical fruit and modern vigor, while Cheese — the legendary UK funk institution — contributes its unmistakable savory tang and sturdy growth. Few crosses dare to mix funk and fruit this directly.
These Cheese Spritzer seeds are regular genetics, so the 5-pack produces males and females. Breeders get a rare chance at a fruit-funk male, and hunters can flower females ranging from tropical-sweet spritzer phenos to full cheese-forward throwbacks.
Flavor & Aroma
The listed aroma is citrus, layered over the signature cheese funk with juicy fruit undertones from the Papaya Spritzer side. It is loud, distinctive, and unlike anything else in the seed rack.
Key terpenes are myrcene, limonene, and caryophyllene — earthy depth, bright citrus-fruit, and warm spice respectively. Together they deliver bold cheese-funk riding on a fizzy fruit base that lingers pleasantly on the exhale.
Effects & Cannabinoids
At 19% to 22% THC, the listed effects are daytime energy, creative bursts, wake-and-bake suitability, and social vibes — a friendly sativa-dominant profile that keeps things moving. As with all modern cannabis genetics, phenotypes vary across the pack.
Best use is daytime: morning sessions, social gatherings, and creative work all suit the upbeat character.
Growing Cheese Spritzer Seeds
Flowering runs a quick 7 to 9 weeks with a high yield rating and intermediate difficulty. Crockett recommends topping early and using LST or a SCROG net to spread the canopy and control stretch during weeks 1 to 3 of flower.
Keep lights slightly closer in early flower, raising intensity gradually to tighten internodes. Browse this pack and hundreds more cannabis seeds at Seeds Here Now, all breeder-direct.
Who Cheese Spritzer Seeds Are For
These Cheese Spritzer seeds fit funk lovers and Cheese nostalgists, breeders hunting an unusual fruit-funk male, and daytime growers who want high yields on a fast timeline.
Storage, Germination & What to Expect
Store seeds cool, dark, and dry; sealed refrigeration keeps them viable for years. Germinate via paper towel or direct sow at 72–78°F.
Expect vigorous sativa-leaning growth, sexing around weeks 3 to 4 of flower, and heavy, funk-fruit colas finishing as early as week 7.
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